its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

(via rosepath)

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

(via daisydoestoast)

• person: do u want to hang out
• me: i have to ask my mom
• me: *doesn't ask her*
• me: she said no

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

(Source: glial, via bigfatnigga)